KillDatPoo

No, that is not the name of some insane Asian madman bent on oppressing his country through starvation. It isn't the name of a new rock band that pumps out three hit rock songs and then hits you with a slow ballad about high school days. It isn't the screen name of some 1337 haxor who has pirated any and all available forms of media and created a virus for anyone else who tries to download it. It also is not the name of a fancy new fuel saving hybrid vehicle that runs on dung.
KillDatPoo is more a state of mind. It takes a special breed. Someone willing to go beyond the norm. Someone that isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. A person ready to take on the hard tasks that others so easily let pass by. Can you handle it? Do you feel the power under the surface? Is that darkened corner in your life seeing the light? Is KillDatPoo in you? We shall see!
So what is it all about? Lemme splain to you as best as I can. KillDatPoo is what you do when your sewer backs up in your basement. If you don't kill it, it will kill you. It will creep up the stairs in the night and smoother you with your own pillow and leave a brown crusty residue all

This is where the old feces tried to make its escape. Delicious, I know. It really doesn't look so bad from this picture but it really isn't all that pretty. It all started last year around April. The sewer started to back up and flood a little of the surrounding area in the basement. Not too bad but enough to let you know it was doing it. So I did what any decent human being would do. I tried to ignore it and hope it would go away so that I didn't have to spend money on it. That didn't seem to work so I first tried to buy a cheapo "snake." Basically just a long thin piece of metal with a plastic spear type tip on the end. Jabbing and stabbing and trying to destroy the stagnant and lodged poo was something that wasn't going to be achieved with this fine piece of equipment. So I hired a plumber for $75 and had him auger my main lateral drain. It worked great. The waters went down and the poo pipe was cleared of clogs......at least for a little while.
Enter April 2006. The Wrath of Dook: Dook with a Vengeance. It happened again. Like clockwork. Spring begins and so does the clogging of the money draining stench tube. Little did the pipe know...I was prepared to do battle myself.

Here is the sword that slayed the beast. The mother of all poo punchers. The Electric Eel: Sewer and Drain Cleaning Machine. Note the label telling us about its exclusive Dual Drive. Wow. Driving the funk back with twice the punch. Most impressive, indeed. I rented this baby for half the price it would have costed me to call the plumber out again. The only drawback is that you have to do the work yourself, which if you are me isn't a big deal since I love this stuff. No really, I do.
I knew from the moment that I picked this




POO ROCK OPERA!!!!

Picking my nose with one of the bits that attach to the cables. Lobster claws!

Surfing on the Electric Eel.